Thursday, December 30, 2010

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Due December 21. Bearzoff (Ie, a memory of Bearzot-through Magritte Dino Zoff)



If the same images, projected on different televisions at a distance of twenty-eight years, were able to return as a prism miraculous bodies today, stay and movement of who was watching in 1982, then certainly I would not mind the other night, while I viewed on La7 Italy-Brazil, to see the child on the couch, scrutante a bit 'the game a bit' my father, smoking a cigarette at the window for each goal by Paolo Rossi.

With elbows resting on the pillow placed on the marble sill (but it was risky to place a cushion in the balance on the third floor? No, it was just a pillow) Guerrino to hold back the wonder of the company Azzurri Bearzot, who chewed on the bench and shouted advice to Cabrera, the most at your fingertips, there on the left wing.

After stunted ties with Poland, Peru and Cameroon, and the surprising victory over Argentina, even the most incompetent and disingenuous journalists were now forced to renege on many of the criticisms of the Vecio furious with his pipe, and not, if bell'Antonio and Rossi were seen holding hands, maybe this might not mean that the two were homosexuals.

But back to that hot afternoon of sweaty T-shirts and torn, Bearzot ruminating in the shade of the bench, still unaware of the history that would unite to Vittorio Pozzo not just a few days later on the roof of the world, but also on the 1968 calendar and 2010: December 21, a case decided by the same date for the farewell to the life of two World Champions Ct.

seems that Marcello Lippi was interviewed by a famous sports daily, for a thing of Vecio, has declared that in 2011, each December 21 if they shut up at home, in solitude, the cigar is lit, cover consecutive Finals in Rome, Paris, Madrid and Berlin.

In the concluding minutes, a corner kick for Brazil was enough to turn millions of Italians terrified aspiring singers in the festival of Sanremo, with the cry:
"Esciiii"
Dino Zoff, the first solo voice, pushed away from this suggestion but convincing, he went out, locking in the socket. Then he watched with concern the satisfaction conductor, as a father with his eyes look quiet, but reassuring. Was done.
Bearzot, finder windows a little for granted, by bench Sarrià Barcelona responded to the gaze of the captain, alive miracle, paraphrasing Magritte:
"This is not a pipe. My children, you are my pipe. "

Monday, December 27, 2010

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The Courier mattress


Sometimes, especially when I find myself doing the cashier for six consecutive hours, I wonder why any daily or weekly decides to pay me for the things I write. I listen to my chest Beep number 7 for six consecutive hours, and passed the sorrow of not knowing why, after ten years of his career in the same company (during which I was involved in advising the prevalence of records and books in many Milanese ) for some time I will be used only Bip to do in case, my focus shifts Surnames dominant in several national newspapers. Their equality or similarity, let me answer the question: why no one pays me to write? Probably because my father was a journalist. And I think I told him: Dad, you the journalist. He, however, nothing, just wanted to make the mattress. All right. But if I had listened, now I would have been able to avail of the one thing that especially in Italy, guarantee inclusion in the workplace: the recommendation.

you browse through the pages of newspapers, and last names are always the same. Go to the movies, and actors are always already loro. Guardi SuperQuark , Piero e Alberto. Figli, nipoti, mogli, amanti. Ogni tanto qualcuno riesce a inserirsi in qualche professione avulsa alla storia della propria famiglia, per acclarata bravura o colpo di fortuna, garantendo così ai discendenti un sorprendente cambio di casta.

Leggo sempre divertito certi corsivi indignati contro Berlusconi (che non ho mai votato). Poi guardi chi l’ha scritto e dal cognome ti viene il dubbio che sia stato assunto in quel giornale per raccomandazione. Però si scaglia conto Berlusconi, dall’alto della sua integrità professionale. Perché Berlusconi è un furfante, lui invece no, è pulito. Perché, come disse una volta Piero Angela: “Non l’ho hired because he's my son, but because it is good. " Ok, but how many others there were good with different surnames?

I Bip continue and find the solution: the founding of the mattress Courier. All mattress and take it a bit 'of copies that way. Then do as Republic and Courier : some advertising with naked women or in his underwear, and other readers are insured. If you really want to exaggerate, corrupt few journalists digging competition (preferably with a reputation for incorruptible). Of those paid with coins to throw at the enemy's main owner of the newspaper, and I assure you another slice of the public. Nothing more I can do. Buy the
Courier mattress, please. I write too.

Monday, December 20, 2010

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Postponing: Napoli-Lecce (Taugenichts and the earthquake in Bet Lehem)


I remember a late afternoon Dicembrino eighties. To my mother and a boxcutter for one, had crossed two roads from the front door of our house to get to the foot of the castle that dominated the neighborhood, the city. What did they want mother and son with a knife? Regular pool and so barbarous a family quarrel? Attempt on the life of some unsuspecting passer-by? None of that.

The idea of \u200b\u200bTeresa, was to scrape the wall that preceded the beginning of Cidneo hill moss that had grown in order to get a lawn worthy of the crib at home. It was legal? Asked me confident enough to follow in the footsteps nursery. Probably, but not in jail than she would have gone there, not me, baby. Scratch scratch that you, too, in the end we were back home with our lawn on which to place the statues in a manner sedimented by age and then a few cones as trees, rocks, and a rectangle of aluminum foil to act as a pond.

sometimes came to see her cousins, and playing soccer or tennis with a sponge ball, it happened that the same term on the crib, overwhelming shepherds and animals. With the innocence of some cynical children's games, Giselle Elena and I got near the crib, trying to determine the cause of that tragedy. Meteorite Bet Lehem? Earthquake in the House of Bread? And to what degree? According to figures falling, death or injury, was established the level of the quake, according to Richter and Mercalli scales.

These thoughts keep coming back to me when I go in early December with Martin in a shop in Largo Schuster in Milan, specializing in cribs. Every year we add men, women and sheep to our representation, forced to give priority to save money some people than others. For example, the Kings do not have them yet, but if this initially I was sorry not now, because every year I see the inside of Bethlehem appeared increase, and I think the day that the city will be complete. Before going to

Tricell , I wonder if I'll find behind the counter inside the former Juventus and free to serve in Verona, but then I'll settle for an elderly lady who, surprisingly, comes out at our feet by a trapdoor on the floor. Once past the frightened astonishment of a person who rises from the underground timber to ask you what you want, it's time to choose the figures of the year. Marta her, I mine, and this year mine is asleep with a red hat resting on his stomach, looking in his nap, so much to remember the protagonist of "Life of an idler" di Joseph von Eichendorff , tra i libri che portavo sottobraccio quando intorno ai vent’anni oltre a lavorare andavo in giro per i parchi di Brescia a leggere da solo, pensando di essere qualcosa di simile a un poeta, che però vendeva anche lavatrici e frigoriferi.

Il perdigiorno addormentato adesso brilla nel nostro presepio, e siccome ho smesso di giocare con la pallina in casa perché sono una persona matura, mi sono permesso di chiedergli se, come statuina, si senta offeso quando i giornalisti più astuti definiscono “difese di belle statuine”, quelle immobili su cross avversari adatti a far svettare di testa punte col fiuto del gol, per intenderci il contrario di Amauri. Un po’ sì, mi ha detto the onlookers, but in the end I scrubs, please let me sleep.

Then in the evening walk back from a theater where I saw Erri De Luca speak in the name of the mother. Trampled snow, reflecting on the extraordinary nature of Miriam, Iosef wife, mother of Ieshu, able to give birth alone, with a knife and a bowl of water. What is the link between the knife and that my and my mother? Because the snow does not stop the blood? With all the snow that fell, they returned a few games? How much white in the stadium-Bet Lehem cave?

I heard some say that the evil pastor, because of the waste problem, this year may have to win the championship Napoli. Non gli ho creduto. Di certo la squadra di Mazzarri è molto fortunata, e Cavani assomiglia pure ad un Ieshu adulto. Dopo ogni rete non si dimentica mai di ringraziare Dio, con le braccia indica il cielo, mormorando qualcosa con gli occhi spiritati. Del resto, la traiettoria del pallone scagliato dal “Teschio” uruguagio domenica pomeriggio come sempre oltre il novantesimo, qualcosa di religioso certamente aveva.